Both Salma Hayek and Miley Cyrus married two of my fave throwback trends: glitter and grunge. Hayek spruced up her smokey eye with green glitter while Cyrus added silver sparkle to hers.

Where I once applied glitter all around my eyes with abandon, I’ve had enough run-ins with stray sparkles to make me fear for my eye health. If it’s ending up all over my pillow, then surely ...