Well, a Pennsylvania man is accused of hiding a live turtle in the crotch area of his pants and trying to sneak it past Transportation Security Administration officers in New Jersey. The man,

When asked if there was something hidden in his pants, the man, a resident of East Stroudsburg, Pennsylvania, reached in and pulled out a live turtle wrapped in a small blue towel. He told officials it was a red-eared slider turtle, and the animal was estimated to be about 5 inches long.