Seven years ago, on another clear and cold February afternoon, Jason Kelce wore a Mummers outfit, and, well-lubricated with anti-inhibition juice, for slightly less than six minutes, he spewed forgivable profanities in the most memorable speech Pennsylvania has heard since Gettysburg.

Jason Kelce wasn't on the Eagles' championship team this season, but he won't be missing another Super Bowl parade down Broad Street.