MR CYR on Instagram: "It begins with Hoobastank crooning their mid 2000s apology anthem and you think this is just another sappy reel about love or personal growth. No. The reason is YOU, the goddamn viewer, and because of your dumb little face I joined the Marines on a Tuesday, got dishonorably discharged on a Wednesday, and by Friday I was waterboarding myself in a Motel 6 to stay sharp. You, personally, are why I accidentally hacked a Pentagon fax machine, why I have three different passports